Sanders


Body Doubles?

Whaaaat?

I mean, I’m not surprised. Hillary Clinton has battled health issues many times on the campaign trail. If I had someone that looked so similar to me, you can bet I would pay them bribes to campaign in my place. I don’t even doubt this a tiny bit. Does that make me a conspiracy theorist? Maybe, but in my defense, the Clintons did this to me.

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Just a Skoche

It’s time we introduced the key player here.

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That’s right. This post brought to you by COFFEE. Who are we kidding? This whole blog is powered by the brew of roasted beans. I feel that it just really wouldn’t be right to proceed here in any sort of intelligible fashion without giving credit where credit is due. Coffee really is amazing, isn’t it?

Of course, I’ll admit that I don’t actually drink drip coffee. I’m a millennial, so I either drink hand-pulled shots of organic shade-grown, sustainably-sourced, fair-trade espresso, french press or cold brew in organic, raw, pastured milk with organic maple syrup. Wow. I feel snooty even writing that out. Sheesh.

Anyway, Coffee asked me to make sure you knew how important Coffee is to me. Coffee felt that you might have a better appreciation for life if you had someone like Coffee on your side. Coffee cares. What can I say? There’s something about the Pacific Northwest that gives you a deep appreciation for something that can rouse you to action on dark and rainy days.  (more…)